Peter’s picks with comics and flicks:
6/5/2014
Recently, I’ve been following the recent news about
the upcoming fifth installment in the Terminator film series.
Now as we all know, Arnold Schwarzenegger is going
to be returning as the iconic cyborg character, and the title has been released
for quite some time. They’re calling it, “TERMINATOR: GENESIS.”
As with most people, I can’t wait to see this movie
and wonder what the title means.
Then I was thinking, what if there were other models
besides the T-800, T-1000, T-X and T-600? What if Skynet had its own recall
line of terminators that were rejected?
Well here are my top 5 terminator rejects in honor
of the fifth movie. Just so you know, these five models are based off of other
characters in other movies and TV shows just for parody matter and we’ll also
be pointing out there flaws.
ENJOY!!! J
The top five TERMINATOR MODELS that are not going to be
in Terminator: genesis...
...and probably shouldn’t
be!!!
By Peter Lawless
1.
MR. T-800
This models Flaw: this model’s hydrogen fuel power cells
overheat way too easily when in combat or basically when asked any question
about the next A-team movie. Basically, I pity the fool who messes with this
model.
2.
Et-1000
This models Flaw: this model is able to stab
its victims eyes out with his bladed fingers but can also heal them as well with
his regenerated touch power.
3.
T-3po
This models Flaw: too shiny and too whiny. The
force ain’t
so strong in this one.
4.
R2-t2
This models Flaw: with all that space in
this model for rocket boosters, grappling claws and even a small tazer, there
just wasn’t
enough room to attach a friggin’ mini-gun. Also, it was too cute to be taken for a
threat by the human resistance.
5.
Terminator/Cylon
hybrid
This models Flaw: seriously, guys? A hybrid?
The only flaw for this one is that those two things are pretty much the same. So
Why the heck would we put them together as one machine? Not much difference if
you ask me. Also, it has the firing skills of an original 1978 Cylon which had
as much firing skills as a drunk STAR WARS imperial stormtrooper on drugs.
Well, those are my top
five ideas for rejected Terminator models.
However, if anyone
wishes to submit their own idea for a rejected terminator model, post it in the
comment section and I’ll add it to my next list with your username on it.
Keep reading my blogs
and…
I’ll
be back...
With
more!!! J
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